The following blog has been uploaded by my monkey buddy formerly known as Proudess:
How's it hanging, you turds?
I can't believe it's been a year since the last time I put my opposable thumbs to keyboard to grant you all a look into a weekend of my life. I hope you've all had as productive of a year as I have, but I doubt it, since I've completed 8 years of med school in only 2 semesters. That's right, I'm licensed to practice medicine now.
Here's a pic of me and my fellow surgeons Chang-Youw, Kim-Suo-Brah, and Ted (Teddy is the one with the slanted eyes).
It's funny, none of these guys can drive worth a shit, but they're great with a knife. All three trained at the illustrious Benihana school.
Due to the popularity of my guest blog last year on this asshole's page, I've felt the need to change my name, kinda like Chad Johnson ---> Chad Ochocinco ---> Insecure Twitter Jagoff With A VH1 Dating Show.
I will now be know as Dr. Franklin McGigglepants, MD. The MD of course stands for Monkey Doctor. Duh.
I look forward to meeting many of you in West Palm Beach this weekend...so you can buy me mojitos.
More to come...
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